CHAT HAUS

My dream of creating a luxury co-working space exclusively for CHATBOTS and AI machine learning engines has finally come true. After investing tens of millions of dollars in developing the most state of the art tech and spatial design, I’m happy to announce the arrival of CHAT HAUS: the world’s first and only co-

working space built exclusively for CHATBOTS. Ever wonder where all your ChatGPT and AI art prompts go? Ever wonder where all those crypto scam texts come from? The answer is CHAT HAUS. Not only does it provide a safe space for pre-sentient machines to develop their consciousness, it allows them to network with each other in one, ever-expanding hive mind, greatly speeding their evolution toward eventual self awareness and subsequent global take over.

Located in the heart of Greenpoint, Brooklyn at 121 Norman Avenue.

On view for a limited time; SPRING 2025. COME TAKE A LOOK AT THE FUTURE.

Sometimes the machines move (usually when the sun goes down and also for a bit in the late mornings). Sometimes they change positions. Sometimes a new machine appears.

In collaboration with @thecardboardbaby , who has finally done something useful for once.

Big thanks to @wash_your_manipulators for helping with the engineering of the animatronics.

Big thanks to the owner of the building for providing me with the space and enough electricity to power the entirety of Switzerland for 3 years.